Grandma, 65, uses baseball bat to frighten off 300-pound invader

She looked out the window and saw a guy waiting outside. She saw him fumbling with auto door knobs and attempting to smash windows to get inside.

His clothing was another cause for worry. All he had on were his boxer shorts. Grandma started to grow really concerned. Once she saw the huge, three hundred pound guy was coming for her, she quickly grabbed a bat.

Because she played softball in high school, this granny was prepared. A bulky guy approached as she cautiously unlocked the door. After a while, he started storming at her.

She took a batting posture with the bat, swinging back to strike him in the noggin. “I tucked the bat and struck him over the head,” she bragged to the local media. When I yelled, “Pi-yah!” he yelped, “Oww.” The would-be robber made a grab at his head and fled.

Because the suspect had left all of his clothes at his grandmother’s home, a canine unit was able to track him down. He was arrested for burglary and narcotics possession after Grandma positively identified the suspect.

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Grandma, 65, uses baseball bat to frighten off 300-pound invader
A reading of “Facts You May or May Not Know” by Johnny Carson